after night out!!!
Ok this happened the very early hours of sunday morning just gone 10/07/11.
I had been out on a stag do in Rochester Kent and had a good laugh and got slaughtered. At the end of the night my mate offered me a bed for the night in sittingbourne because i live in Canterbury (roughly 30-35 miles away).
it was about 3am on a sunday morning so couldn't get a bus or train.
Got back to his house and i was just about to go to sleep then i decided i wasn't going to and i got my shoes on and left the without telling anyone and started to walk home at about 3:30am and realised i didnt know where i was walking and i had been walking for a while.

I was thirty for a high energy for my mission so i found a petrol station i went over to the door and was trying the open the door for about 5 min then relised it was locked(god know what i looked like on cctv i would love to see it) i was preety embarrassed so left without drink.

So i proceeded and headed for Maidstone as i knew how to get home from there. As i was strolling down the hard shoulder of the M20 a taxi pulled over and gave me a lift home.

Once stumblering through the door at 6am and another £40 down from the the taxi fares. I had a look at the map and i had walked 12 miles in the wrong direction.

So that reminded me why i don't really go out on the piss anymore because i just make stupid choices
(bakerboy, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:51, 6 replies)

lol
you did a silly
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28, closed)

This makes me nervous
I never want to end up in Maidstone, ever...
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, closed)

Maidstone's not great but it's not....
Medway..... *shudder*
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:16, closed)

Not even to visit
the floral sheep?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:24, closed)

Rochester?
Oh dear.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:23, closed)

was a good night went to a strip club and it was the 1st time id been to one but dont remember then got chatting to some bird down the road and she flashed me her tits and i just had to compliment her
(bakerboy, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:06, closed)