Pearoast
On the way back from Cornwall we pulled into a petrol station to fill up, my mate spilt petrol on his hand then after filling up went and washed it off (well thought he got it all off) We then left the petrol station and pulled smack bang into a traffic jam. I lit a cigarette and his hand went up in flames pretty much straight away, nowhere to go he sticks his hand out the window and starts waving it about, behind us was a policeman, he jumps out of his car and arrest's my mate straight away, possession of a firearm....
(djgalaxe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:51, 12 replies)

Badoom
Tish!
(f_rev, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, closed)

FUCK OFF.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, closed)

Just what I said

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, closed)

no
Cut that shit out.



Still, I laughed...
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:25, closed)

If I laughed..
does that mean I am going to Hull?

:D
(bottle_cap, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:26, closed)

you are a bad person..

( Signify, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:45, closed)

Ouch....
sucked in - curses!!!
(karlitokarlito, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:51, closed)

got me!
fucksox
(fucknugget the third, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:36, closed)

Sweet misdirection there.

( Grampa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:53, closed)

I don't get it.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:55, closed)

No, I'm clicking this twice.

( rofl harris, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:12, closed)

I really like this
and I'm not ashamed.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:28, closed)