Guitar hero
Just last week, while still in my flat at uni, me and my friends were happily playing my mates new guitar hero game on PS2. For those of you who don’t know (with your girlfriends and real lives etc) Guitar hero is a game you play with a guitar shaped controller, very good fun. I was on my first go, doing “I love rock and role” and I was on a bit of a role. I was stood up, singing along, properly strumming away, when past our window walks a tour group of parents and their kids who are considering Huddersfield uni, with the odd grandparent thrown in for good measure. I play on, thinking they wouldn’t notice, despite the fact many were looking in and laughing. If they didn’t notice then, they certainly did when the tour guide leads them into the kitchen, with me still going at it like a pro, and having to turn the guitar vertical to get into rock star mode. They all looked in with clear jealousy of how much fun I was having, and in shear awe of my rock skills. The tour guide however shot me a dirty look and said “I think we should start in the bed rooms.” Had this been really rock and role I might have shagged her senseless on the bed, but alas it was pretend rock and role, so that night I had a pretend orgy, of sorts, well, an extra wank but still. ROCK ON! \m/
(Mong goose, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 0:27, Reply)