Rock and Roll, got nothing on me and my chums
You may have wondered why I use the handle h4rdcore baz, well thats my nickname around these parts due to the massive amount of stupid/downright idiotic stuff i've done over the years along with my bunch of merry men, rock and roll cowers in our stupid behiour might.

Notable things that have been done in the past couple of months spring to mind worthy of maybe robert plant or bonzo fame :

- Couple of weeks ago we stayed in a terrible hotel for a laugh with a couple of people. Had a lot of bugle and the room ended up with piss all over the floor, the TV with a fuck off hole in the screen, poo in the bath tub, shower robes with shit on them blocking up the toilet and we left a mug with poo in it in the corridoor. Surprisingly we didnt get fined, or at least thats what my mate said, I was found covered in my own vom out in the hallway (yeah nice I know).

- Another hotel one (yeah us lot really abuse hotels), whilst on holiday we ran down a hotel corridoor, smashed open a fire extinguisher box and proceeded to cover each other in foam to the delight of hotel owners who then confiscated our passports because we got our bumholes out to them. They had the last laugh though because we all then got fined 90 euros the next day again for a massive 1ft hole in the door (scousers wern't too happy with us) and poo on the balcony (lol dont ask, poo's pretty funny to us)

- Same holiday, on the last nite I decided to play "see how many drinks I can buy and run away from the bars" with a friend, which ended up in me being chased by the spanish police some fuck off bouncers and bar owners all looking to kill me. fuckers never found me however, I ended up hiding under a 4x4 and waking up when the owner started the engine which was shit scary.

Other noticable rock and roll moments I have had - waking up in the front of a JCB digger scoop, throwing a bottle at tim westwood's head (cunt) and some other poor sod getting thrown out and beaten up for it, being accused of robbing someones house because I fell asleep in their hedge, driving my motorbike naked down the street to get a bottle of vodka from the shop whilst totally bladdered (don't even ask me how I didnt get caught, was a mad one.....)

All this and im just coming up to my 19th birthday.....I have so more but will need to have a think tonight. There's loads more insane ones because we party like animals.

Btw, check out this lot if you like solid rock and roll...they live about 5 miles away and define rock and roll to the extreme. I have never ever seen people take partying as seriously as my lot and they are usually mashed to the the stage of no return.
(loopadoop loves toilets, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 14:53, Reply)