Stanwell
One of those small, satellite towns around Heathrow. If the world needed an enema, they'd stick the tube here. Still, could be worse, I could be living down the road in Ashford...

In case it hasn't been put here already...http://www.chavtowns.co.uk
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:10, 6 replies)

or Bedfont
My dad grew up there and my nan lived there till I was 11, then she had enough and moved to dorset.
Apparently it was nice once.
(Bludfoot rushing out since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:14, closed)

I'll be working in Bedfont next year
Or rather, over at the industrial park on the roundabout. Oh joy!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:19, closed)

Ashford
is a town with a "quaint little village feel", with a Costa Coffee, a Greggs, and one of those shops for exchanging stolen property for skag money, what more could you need?

It has a library and numerous quality charity shops.. but they stinks of piss. So does the White Hart.

I often walk down the High Street to gaze in the window of the "Tyre Shoppe". But I don't go down there much since "Bottoms Up" closed down.

Bedfont by comparison is a shithole, and Stanwell is just wrong.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:23, closed)

I used to go out with a girl from Ashford
I don't miss her...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:31, closed)

haha this is true
I'm a controller at Heathrow, whenever the police heliopter calls up to pursue some oik they always end up hovering over Stanwell.

My mates stayed in Ashford for a year too, and we only went to the White Hart once as we'd missed the train to Windsor, ended up leaving without having a drink after the barman called us 'fackin Scotch cants'
(Don't tell him Pike i'll probably just stay in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:12, closed)

What?
Ah, wrong Ashford. I think.
( Maladicta, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:05, closed)