I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Stick it in a barrel and pour on a gallon of carefully carefully collected pee from shop doorways.
Give it a stir, add some maccy d's, a couple of kebabs, some engine oil, the back seat from a bus and a bit of Tees water.
Put on the lid, leave for a few weeks.
Open lid, take a sniff and there you have it.
At least thats how it smelt a few weeks ago, and that was passing through on a train.
Disclaimer
Was born there , is allowed to slag it off ;)
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:54, closed)
The road that used to run from Town Hall to St Johns church by Victoria Park.
Parmos didnt exist when i last lived there, i had to ask someone what it was.
born in the old police station ( thats gone too)
which could have something to do with my answers on last weeks QOTW
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:03, closed)
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