Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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SpainMy mate Rob is a bit of a ponce, gets his hair done at Toni & Guy and that sort of thing. Anyway a while ago a few of us went on holiday to Spain and got royally sunburnt all except Rob who managed to go a deep shade of bronze. We were gutted all looking like lobsters and Rob managed to get away with it, and then we found out that he'd been going to sunbeds for two months to build up his tan before we went. At last, we had found out the secret of Robbie's Tan.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:20, 3 replies)
took a secyou need to adopt a drunken russian type persona to get it though!
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elgordo, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:03,
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I live in EssexThe word "Town" sounds identical to "Tan" when spoken by the natives. The rest is a bit tenuous though
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:16, closed)
it's still shit.fact.
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