everyone's heard of bakewell tarts... well bakewell
this is not so much 'worst' as 'most disappointing'.

you'd think a town that had a cake named after it would have more bakeries. we found one and not a very good one. maybe we didnt look very hard.
(ladyintheradiator, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:40, 6 replies)

I think...
Its actually a Bakewell pudding...but I don't like almonds so...
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:41, closed)

Pudding?
"Bakewell pudding, makes you fart" doesn't quite work.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:55, closed)

Thats because they dont have bakeries...
They have quaint little cafe's and shops that's sell all manner of random things ... Including the shop owners wifes homemade bakewell tarts... They don't do large scale bakeries as they like to keep the tarts roots 'pure' by making them all by hand and selling them in weird places that no one from outside Bakewell can find...the morons.
(Kimberelli is addicted to the shiny little magnets..., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 6:41, closed)

Bakewell Art(less)
I went into a bakery there some years back and cheerfully requested one of their lovely Bakewell tarts!

That was it! The whole place fell silent and stared at me, the bint behind the counter said "they're puddings!" and looked at me like I'd just raped her bunny rabbit with a pick axe handle and offered her a go!

Miserable fuckers!
(verynaughtyboy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:08, closed)

it was actually a lovely place if incredibly expensive to be in
i was immensely hungover (interesting coach ride down with all the winding winding roads) but still had a good time. it was sunny and we went to a farm auction which i didnt know existed. got lost twice. watched the football.
(ladyintheradiator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:11, closed)