leeds
Bollocks my good man, I was born and bred and can afford to park wherever i choose In this good city!!

Yes it is the business capital of the north and in becoming so may have alienated 95% of it's population..

Might I point out that security guards are a national phenomena and not exclusive to harvey nicks on Briggate..

I was born here but am not particularly bothered about looking nor touching even though I work in the city centre in a well paid job despite having never graduated... hmmm

Chavs and scum are as rife here as any other urban area in the UK such as London, Birmingham, etc. etc "just add the name of your home town here!"


However whilst swilling our cheaper beer substitutes and plotting revenge we have devised a catchy marketing scheme aimed primarily at the university students and southern migrant wankers sorry workers, named 'Welcome to Leeds.... now fuck off'

Bold I know but possibly direct enough for the middle class fuckwits that cannot make it in the big smoke nor indeed pronounce the name of it correctly (Landon) and feel the need to assuage thier inadequacies by asserting themselves somehow on the lesser folk o'the north to feel superior..

If London and the south is so wonderful, Might I make a suggestion?

FUCK OFF BACK YOU SOUTHERN CUNTS!!

As for the developments which reach ever skywards, the land upon which they are built is of an industrial or 'grey' designation and at no point were poverty striken Leeds peasents kicked off.. this is 21C Britain after all not Dickension England circa 1800...(or London)

As for your alleged class, does bragging about your earnings and the sad night lifestyle choices you so obviously enjoy account to bieng classy..

PS Cheers for the blade runner comment.. the NHS building on Quarry hill is known parochially as 'The Flash Gorden' building...

Or the 'KREMLIN' dependant upon ones political persuasion......

So to reiterate..
You sir are not qualified to slag Leeds off, I however am, I am also qualified to slag off parasitic wankers such as yourselves who do not earn enough to survive Darn sarf.. but are slightly bitter and twisted about it and feel they need save face by attacking the very place they make a living.. If it is so very bad then do us all a favour and fuck off!!

Thank you!!
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:47, 3 replies)

Bravo sir, Bravo


Leeds is fantastic...Born here, went away for a while and came back.

Best city ever.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 22:06, closed)

It gets me that...
...cities which strive to improve (like Leeds) are suddenly "trying to be something they are not".

Nothing wrong with Leeds at all, it's a lively and comfortable place to be.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:50, closed)

Well lets put it this way,
I'm a lot better qualified to do that than you are to slag off me, seeing as I live there and you have never met me.

Cunt.
( ..wil, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:52, closed)

SO WHAT
I probably wouldn't be able to understand you... and quite frankly wouldn'd want to meet you, I've had my fill of arseholes ready to shit on Leeds whilst rather strangely living there and working there... dunno but if I'm not happy with somewhere I tend to do one... move so to speak somewhere else more to my taste..
If you can't afford to move I'll help you for free..

Cheer up kid, it's grim oop noorth!!

P.S. you are still a cunt, I only need to read your post bout Leeds to suss that out!
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:08, closed)