Nottingham
not the worst town I've ever been to but it is the only place in which I've seen a grown man shitting into a Sainsburies carrier bag on a roundabout.
(ignoramusaurus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:43, 9 replies)

You say that like it's a bad thing
At least it was a Sainsbury's carrier bag and not Lidl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:52, closed)

Aaaaah Nottingham
A town where the purported cost of a blow job from a local prostitute is a tin of Aldi beans.
( rofl harris, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:55, closed)

You forgot to call it by its proper name:
Shottingham.
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:34, closed)

I couldnt decide between that and
shittingham :(
(ignoramusaurus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:49, closed)

I was there last weekend...
First time my Hubby and I have been away for a weekend and not had a single homophobic remark made, in fact we got complemented by the people in Yates's as a lovely couple.

The caves under the shopping centre are great, it has what purports to be Englands oldest pub and the people are all friendly.

They can't run a train service for toffee, tho. Six and a half hours to do a journey that should have been less than 3!!
(Dionysian Aut viam inveniam aut faciam, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:54, closed)

Call me naive but...
I don't think the city of Nottingham runs the trains.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:29, closed)

oh noes
i just got into Uni of Nottingham, say it ain't so! Is it as bad as all that?

p.s. I'm an American, so I'm used to crime and public shitting.
(persnickety I Am The Seaward, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:12, closed)

say it aint so
I've known a few people at the uni and apparently that's not bad - it's got a rock scene, lessons do not involve learning how to protect yourself from gun toting teenagers and being publically shat on.
(ignoramusaurus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:45, closed)

and why not??
another example of Nottingham's failures!!!
(ignoramusaurus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, closed)