Sacked II
I once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
an elephant cock is over six foot long
if your waist measurement is over six foot then I'm pretty certain you're obese
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:51,
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I think ducks win, though
or is it seahorses?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:46,
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I don't know what this competition is but I definitely want to play.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:40,
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Looks like barnacles triumph, with a 40:1 ratio
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:45,
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In that case, not an elephant but I believe my waist was once about 60 inches. Now a mere 42 and shrinking.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:42,
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you massive biffer
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:45,
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