Sacked III once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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A colleague once told me he prayed for me. I knew he was christian so I wasn't sure whether he was serious or not -- he must have seen my slightly quizzical look and said "No, really, I do."(It definitely wasn't dead-pan as his eyes glazed over with zeal and I know the difference between dead-pan and brainwashing). He was a nice guy though so I didn't feel like upsetting him.
The satanist I worked with was a lot more fun -- on one occasion he beat me with a great shot at pool so I said "Jesus Christ!" he asked me what he had to do with anything and I explained "He was a cunt too.". How we laughed...
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