it's not my fault that you don't make sense

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:36, 1 reply)

I'm not the one who can't cope with a few sets of keys, pet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:37, closed)

i would have said the same, until i did the job
colleagues misplacing them is only one bit of that merrygoround. the little bastards stick for no reason. they break in the lock. on one occasion, the doorknob fell off, and i was locked in a house with no electricity and 8 people viewing it.

don't judge a girl until you've walked around a one bedroom flat in her stilettos.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:39, closed)

hmmm, you given us all a lot to adduce here

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:19, closed)

^ wants to wear stilettos ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:23, closed)

I said I'm not judging the doppers doing the menial work
I'm judging the people in charge for not putting systems in place to stop the dopey cunts from doing stupid stuff like licking themselves in flats with inappropriate footwear.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:36, closed)

so you're saying that juniors should never be given any responsibility for their own actions?
way to go, mr motivator.

also, i never had to lick myself.

but two of my colleagues did fuck each other in the empty flats sometimes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:41, closed)

pro tip here ... if you ever find yourself starting a sentence with something like 'so what you're saying is' then you should probably just stop typing
everything that follows will inevitably be a confused strawman bearing no relation to what the other person has said
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:57, closed)

pro?
what sort of pro? who would appoint you as pro of anything??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:59, closed)

So, if you ARE going to lick yourself...
...make sure to wear the correct footwear!

Presumably, kinky boots.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:50, closed)