We've had loads of nutters
work at my place because it used to be a proper publishing house, where work would start at 10.30 and end just after midday when a bottle of wine would be passed around before heading off to the pub for the afternoon.
But in the digital age they've had to up their game a bit, and now the offices are full of people in suits striding about purposefully and prodding buttons on their blackberries with serious expressions on their thick-rimmed-spectacled faces.
One of the old-school types lasted a few years despite not really doing any kind of work, he'd just stagger about. But he did have one responsibility, and that was to press a button which would take edited content and publish it live to our research platform used by a number of blue chip companies around the globe.
One morning, the fellow somehow managed to press the wrong button, and insert a private fantasy that he had typed out and saved to his desktop into the edited content before publishing it. So after he had left for the day, a search for the Equality Act 2010 would bring up the following abstract:

Equality Act 2010, An Act to make provision to require Ministers of the Crown to slip into your room when you are asleep, and gently touch your face. When you wake up you don't know who I am but then you recognise me. You roll over and smile, you want me so much, you want me there and then; and for connected purposes.

Despite a record number of complaints, this managed to stay online for about two and a half weeks.
Edit: He got sacked. I forgot to say that.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:57, 3 replies)

This to win.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:01, closed)

Splendid!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:21, closed)

I enjoyed this.
I also have a degree of sympathy, having once accidentally published my brother's mobile number under an enormous picture of the 1955 Le Mans disaster.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 13:50, closed)