Once upon a time
Me and Mrs The Hole went to Spain for a couple of weeks. We landed at the Airyport and I realised that I'd left the camcorder somewhere in Manchester Airport. So we thought 'fuck it, it'll be in the Bahamas by now'.

Fast forward 2 weeks and we landed back at Manchester. I said to Mrs T-H that I'll just go to the 'lost and found' bit just in case. She said it was a waste of time but I tried anyway. I seriously could have taken any bloody camcorder I wanted. I described it to the guy, it was a panasonic in a black case with a green stripe. The first one he showed me was a Sony in an all black case. 'Is this it?'
'no'
'reet, 1 minute'
We went through 7 camcorders before he found ours, I could have taken any one of them. All I had to do was sign a book to say that I'd taken 'a camcorder'.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)