Brew your own beer
Piece of piss really. I dont get all that fancy, just buy the ready-to-go kits from the supermarket. Add water+contents of kit. Leave in drum for 2-4 weeks (Depending on how desperate and poor you are), bottle it up and leave for another week or so. Boom. Cheap as fuck beer that passes the taste test. Most of the time.
Im also getting a mate to weld me up a still so that I can get my home brew whiskey happening. Yeehaw.

Also: Toilet paper. Lived with a bloke who would buy the nice 3 ply toilet paper and seperate each sheet so he ended up with 3 times as much.
(I would just steal mine from work).
(technocore, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:14, 6 replies)

or
give up drinking
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:21, closed)

Im not ready to be that miserable yet

(technocore, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:30, closed)

Personally I'd buy a still.
Nothing like burning down your abode or drinking meths to ruin a good bout of cost cutting.
As for the toilet paper -- how does he think it saves money? Either you're using enough so it doesn't break, or you may as well not bother -- making it a third as thick means you just need to use three times as much.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:35, closed)

The still will definitly be living in the shed
it may not ultimately save money but will be fun trying.
(technocore, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:50, closed)

Or go lo-temp
Get a slow cooker and make a lid for it with a hole for the tube. Construct the rest of the still as per usual. Less chance of something really bad happening.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:41, closed)

I bought one the other day
it's brewing away by my bed :D

Haven't tried it yet though, might be shit
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:47, closed)