Money-saving tipsI'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Have lots of kidsHave lots and lots of the little knee cap biting blighters. Live off the child benefit you will get. I'm onto a winner with this - it is even in the Daily Mail.
The chances are, if you have many, at least one should become successful enough to support you in you old age - what a bonus!
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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/bites tongue
(really, really fucking hard)
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Once you've got the kids, split up with the other parent.The children can be divided conveniently between the pair of you, and you can get two council houses, and even more money.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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