GENTLEMEN! Learn essential man skills!
1: Learn to cook for yourself! Cook in large portions, freeze it down.
2: Learn to sew on buttons and darn socks.
3: Blag your way to a better job by cultivating a fine moustache, then apply for jobs that are far above your current station. Then, if you're asked a question at interview that you've no clue how to answer, put you chin in your hand, stroke your moustache in an authoritative way and say: "I'm afraid I'd have to think on that'. They will take you for a solid, reliable thinking man, and hire you on the spot.
4: Tan your own leather to make your own shoes. Fresh hides can be found by stalking local truck stops at night with a bottle of chloroform and a hunting knife.
5: When the police come for you, scream defiance and brandish an empty shotgun at them. When a police sniper finally shuffles you off this mortal coil, not only have you saved the money you'd have spent on shotgun cartridges blowing yourself away, but all future medical expenses from then on.
6: When in hell, ask for a private furnace. You won't get it, but it gives you a negotiating position to start from. I'll see you there.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:58, 7 replies)

Yes, darn those socks.
Darn them all to hell!


Oh...
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:15, closed)

I do like this
but I'm struggling to find anything to say.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:18, closed)

^^This
It started off fairly sensibly, and then became deranged quite quickly.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:38, closed)

Yep, same here :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:59, closed)

Yeah.

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 23:16, closed)

MOATY?
IT'S ME! GAZZA!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 6:37, closed)

GAZZUH? GAZZUUUH!

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:21, closed)