I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Rather than having an expensive girlfriend, chose a fat bird. Not only will you not have to have sexual intercourse but she will fill the fridge daily.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:26, 2 replies)
If you don't desire sex, why bother with a girlfriend? Spend your money on hand cream and premium memberships instead.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)
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