
I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Rather than having an expensive girlfriend, chose a fat bird. Not only will you not have to have sexual intercourse but she will fill the fridge daily.
( , Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:26, 2 replies)

If you don't desire sex, why bother with a girlfriend? Spend your money on hand cream and premium memberships instead.
( , Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)
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