spimfy doesn't like to handle them AT ALL. ok?
I guess his fat, buttery fingers don't grip them too good.

But he is probably just inept at many tasks involving fine/gross motor skills. He seems to think that briefly squeezing the petrol pump to gain a free 2c worth of fuel would somehow be a time-consuming process.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 13 Nov 2011, 4:05, 1 reply)

no, but it is time consuming for
the poor fuckers behind you when the cashier has to start dealing with your shortcomings, literally

and if you think a free two 'cents' of fuel is worthwhile you need to take a long look at yourself

anyway it the coppers i chick in the leave a penny tray that fund the tightwad fannying around at the pump - or better someone who's short and deserves it.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:23, closed)

I'd only claim my free fuel purely to piss YOU off.
Then it grows in value to WAY more than 2c.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:40, closed)