Money-saving tipsI'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Acquire a wife/girlfriend that enjoys swallowingIt's a win-win I think.
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But she'll eat you out of house and home.Far better to get an anorexic, and see the huge savings on the food bills.
Or, have I misunderstood?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:43,
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Yes, yes you have.Edit: although having said that, the more craps she eats, the fatter she'll get, and the less likely you'll want to shag her, therefore reducing your chances of procreating.
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I quite like fat chicks.Yeah, form a queue, ladies...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:54,
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