I find masturbation is equaly good on those long winter nights and is just as effective for keeping your finger supple and best of all it is free and always with me

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:07, 1 reply)

but you run the risk of RSI

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:23, closed)

No not at all this is common falasey
the correct way to do it is to sit on your hand for 18 mins not 20 and to only stroke to every other picture of your mum or gran
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 17:23, closed)

i'll take your work for it
as i have neither a penis nor a gran
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:16, closed)

well thats the problem right there
men usually come with what is know in the trade as penis although some men actually prefer to act as if they are in fact a penis. this can be easy to spot once you know the signs and what to look out for for example

do they have a shell suite?
do they have a bubble perm?
do they have an iphone?
there are several more but these are the most common and once spotted, they can be easily avoided.
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:39, closed)