Make your own money by simply writing IOUs instead.
I mean, that's all cash is anyway, isn't it, eh kids?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:18, 1 reply)

I don’t know how money was invented, but I'm sure it went something like this.
King: I have pillaged and taxed all the gold from the hardworking people of my land and now I shall spend it and live like…erm… a king!

Banker: I suppose you could do that. But then you’d be giving all that lovely gold away.

King: But I want to live like a king!

Banker: Why don’t you still live like a king, but give people a bit of paper with a picture of you on one side and some other bloke on the other instead.

King:….?

Banker: Then you can keep the gold.

King: Keep the Gold!

Banker: Keep the gold.

And twelfty thousand years later Goldman Sachs is selling dodgy mortgage derivatives to defraud it’s own clients.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:42, closed)