Bloke who used I used to work with
ponged a bit, and since I was the only other man in the office and the women all thought it was better coming from me, I was nominated to tell him, so I found a quiet moment.

Me: 'Adam, sorry to say it, but your feet really smell bad.'
Adam: 'I think that's my trousers, actually.'
Me: 'Oh, right. Well your trousers smell bad then.'
Adam: 'Well they would, I've been wearing them for about a month.'
Me: 'Would you consider changing them, then?'
Adam: 'Alright. I'll wear a fresh pair tomorrow.'
Me: 'OK, good. Because people have noticed and there's been a few complaints from the girls. And it is fair enough, to be honest.'
Adam: 'I don't really care what the girls think. Some of them are quite bitchy.'
Me: 'In what way?'
Adam: 'They keep saying I smell.'

FFS
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:50, 6 replies)

Hahahaha
Awesome.

We have a guy here who's nicknamed Catweazle behind his back because of how he looks and smells. He accompanies it with a deliberately bored monotone whenever he speaks.

Given the chance, he'll tell you about how many girls he's slept with, and how all the gay guys at work fancy him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:55, closed)

But do you fancy him?
I bet you do.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:59, closed)

All of us girls do.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:11, closed)

My diagnosis is "autism, with the intent to perverse the course of social norms". I prescribe a lifetime of bullying.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:46, closed)

Having had a glance at your profile I can only conclude that YOU are this Catweazle chappy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:29, closed)

Poor smelly Frisbee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:10, closed)

It's all that running around playing Fetch.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:09, closed)