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My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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first, oh yes.

Now for the tale.

My neighbours aren't particularly scary..
Scary in their mental capacity perhaps....

During the BSE scare my neighbour came round my house and asked my mum whether she was still letting me eat beef. My mum replied that she was, and asked the same of her - was she letting her kids eat beef?
she said that she wasn't sure, and that she would probably just keep the beef burgers they had bought in the freezer until the scare was over. Hmm

Ohh, also. The neighbour the other side has some rather "interesting views" on society..

When Gypsies moved into the carpark just over the road from us, he said, and i quote "The only way to stop them is to burn them. Burn the kids and the babies too, its the only thing they know".
Then, after the london tube bombings, his master plan was to "kill all the rag-heads, bring back paki-bashing", as again "it's the only thing they know".
Finally, when there were rumours that a local army base was being turned into housing in order to house asylum seekers/immigrants... guess what? "Burn all the 'immo's', that'll learn them".

This coming from a man who owns a shotgun...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:23, Reply)

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