Scary Neighbours
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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i LOVE this question.....
Ooooh its going to be a long one!!!
First Neighbour - Lived next door to us for bout 12 years ago. The she died. In the house, Therefore she is scary dead neighbour. She was a nice old woman actaully, rarley told my mum when i had houseparties and used to give me book tokens for my b/day. But now her house is for sale im trying to be the scary neighbour. Howsabout playing Smack Me Bitch up Full blast when there people viewing. And wil randommly stare at any new potential neighbours. Like stare stare. And throw my underwear into the garden and stuff. Its fun.
Other*neighbours* have been when i was traveling - Scary Lesbian Goth whod always *accidently* be hanging about the landing when im was coming home from a night out. In her underwear, fair enough if she was a pretty goth lesbian but noooo she looked like vennessa feltz. Shed always be *locked out* and wanting to t stay. fell for it the few times but when i woke up to her Licking my back i made it clear in no uncertain terms if she came near me again id kill her slowly.
Other creepy neighbours include the portugese boy who used to break into my room and steal the hair from my hairbrush. I know this cus i cought him once. It was weird. He used to always touch my hair when we were working (we lived in compunal staff accomadation)
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:43, Reply)
Ooooh its going to be a long one!!!
First Neighbour - Lived next door to us for bout 12 years ago. The she died. In the house, Therefore she is scary dead neighbour. She was a nice old woman actaully, rarley told my mum when i had houseparties and used to give me book tokens for my b/day. But now her house is for sale im trying to be the scary neighbour. Howsabout playing Smack Me Bitch up Full blast when there people viewing. And wil randommly stare at any new potential neighbours. Like stare stare. And throw my underwear into the garden and stuff. Its fun.
Other*neighbours* have been when i was traveling - Scary Lesbian Goth whod always *accidently* be hanging about the landing when im was coming home from a night out. In her underwear, fair enough if she was a pretty goth lesbian but noooo she looked like vennessa feltz. Shed always be *locked out* and wanting to t stay. fell for it the few times but when i woke up to her Licking my back i made it clear in no uncertain terms if she came near me again id kill her slowly.
Other creepy neighbours include the portugese boy who used to break into my room and steal the hair from my hairbrush. I know this cus i cought him once. It was weird. He used to always touch my hair when we were working (we lived in compunal staff accomadation)
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:43, Reply)
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