Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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My ex neighbour,lovely chap, let's call him Clint, Was sent to prison for the attempted armed robbery of some Post Offices. I say attempted because he went into the first one with a sawn off shotgun and was told "There are children here please don't do anything stupid" so he left in a huff, went to the next village and made off with about £70 from their P.O. Then he went to the next village, demanded money from an old man behind the counter who told him to "Sod off" which he promptly did straight into the arms of waiting police. Nice chap though, used to give me weed when I was 15 or so. I blame the parents.
No apologies for length, you love it...
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 25 Aug 2005, 14:24,
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