Can I claim first prize?
University:
1st Year.Had a Goth in the room next to me who used to listen to Ozric Tentacles at FULL volume till 5 in the morning then sleep all day, once also awoke to a kitchen full of Goths complete with vampire fangs. Also strange northern bloke in flat downstairs who found it highly amusing to watch 'specialist' porno of the rape and slashing bondage variety.

2nd Year. Lived with people I thought I liked, only to realise they were theiving cunts, lost half my CD collection and TV because one of them sold it to pay off gambling debts. Said cunt also did a runner with our deposit money when we left.

3rd Year. Mad drunken landlady falls asleep with fag on the go, burns down house. Move to shared house with twunty girlfriend from Hell and very good bass player (Although this was irritating at 3am)

First House:
PIKEY NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL. No jobs, 4 kids in a 2 up 2 down and a vocabulary that extended to fuck and off. They used their garden as a rubbish tip and torched it when it got too full. Also used to get the bailiffs round because they were ordering things in our names and then taking them while we were at work. Had 2 cars written off due to their 'driving' despite both of them having no licence and being banned for life. Mongo brother also threatened to kill me with a carving knife for failing to 'help them out' when they needed money. Both now in prison doing 5yrs.

NOW. New neighbours are lovely, apart from they never walk their dogs, which they allow to shit all over the place but never clear it up. Long hot summers with the smell of festering dog shit are so nice.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 15:24, Reply)