Scary Neighbours
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Good lord
I made this ages ago.
And it's all still true.
See, the elephants that live upstairs... though I suppose now they sound more like rutting animals... but it goes on all day, and men come and go...
And downstairs? The smoke, good lord... all day, all night, pot, hash, crack... the man smokes it all... it's worse in the winter...
And every time I shower, the lady upstairs flushes her toilet repeatedly... *cries*
I pay them back though. Oh yes, the retribution is sweet indeed...
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 19:14, Reply)
I made this ages ago.
And it's all still true.
See, the elephants that live upstairs... though I suppose now they sound more like rutting animals... but it goes on all day, and men come and go...
And downstairs? The smoke, good lord... all day, all night, pot, hash, crack... the man smokes it all... it's worse in the winter...
And every time I shower, the lady upstairs flushes her toilet repeatedly... *cries*
I pay them back though. Oh yes, the retribution is sweet indeed...
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 19:14, Reply)
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