Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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WatchingThere's a small gap in my fence that looks in to my conservatory.The neighbours 15 year old grandson, who isn't a mentalist in the conventional drooling sense, has been known to spend two hour staring through the gap at me. I've now put a blind in the way, but I can't shake off the feeling that cold, impassive fish stare isn't still patiently watching, waiting for me to lift the blind. The neighbours have also been saying he's always going on about me and what good mates we are wtf?!? Worringly we're both men. Apparently my neighbours think it would be a good idea for him to spend sometime with me as he's got no friends and we're about the same age. I'm 24 he's 15, its not like a could take him to a strip club.
The lesson the learn from this is never, under any circumstances, strike up a conversation however brief with your neighbours 15 year old grandson.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 21:05, Reply)
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