Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Mad IrishmanI used to live downstairs from a mad Irishman.
Every night at 11.45 I'd hear him trudging back from the pub, drunk. More often than not a row with his Chinese girlfriend would then kick off. They were both very loud and well practised in the launching of heavy objects.
As his given name was also Dobby, I also had to suffer an endless stream of his drunken mates hitting my doorbell at all hours shouting "Dobby! Dobby! Sssat you man? Nnuurgh [splash]".
Eventually it all went quiet. It turned out they'd done a runner in the middle of the night without paying the rent. And taken all the furniture with them.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:52, Reply)
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