Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Elderly German Lady...For most of my life (think 4-18) I lived next door to an elderly German lady who used to shoo the birds away with a loud, well shooing noise only an elderly German lady could make. She also used to shout at me and my sister for making noise in the garden. Although we did reply with a torrent of insults.
I came home one day to find the police round investigating a complaint that I had been throwing rotten fruit at her conservatory. It sounds like the sort of thing I’d do but I was on a school trip so had the perfect alibi. Fortunately the old bill hadn't suspected my dad was capable of doing such a thing to the old bat, this I found hysterical when he confessed after they had left.
Still that wasn't quite as funny as the swastika he "drew" on her lawn with vinegar, which bleached the grass for weeks, after polishing off 2 litres of strong cider... Good old dad!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:02, Reply)
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