Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Not mine, Mrs. God'sSo there I was, lying in bed next to the current Mrs. God, happily asleep. When suddenly the people in the flat below hers, the ones with the loud mouths that you can hear up the other end of the street, start arguing again. Very very loudly. At 1:50am. Ouch.
Apparently, she'd come home from work and found him on her side of the bed. This went on for about an hour.
I asked Mrs. God if this happened a lot. In sign language. It does. A lot. Then they start shouting at the child. Even nicer.
My neighbours have got a lot better since the episode where the two lads got busted for mugging old ladies for heroin money. Now they're all sweetness and light.
And with a loud 'splorch!' my cherry disappears. Sorry if I got any on you, but it should rinse right out.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:44, Reply)
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