university neighbour
on teh first day of uni, my next door neighbour in the halls of residence approached me (before even asking my name) said to me "do you like parties? i don't like parties". I knew our relationship would go no further than that one, single sided conversation. He looked like right wierdo, no dress sense and was a big scary ginger (sorry rob, you the only ginger i like anyway). I hooked up with a big breasted blonde babe and did her so very hard against the adjoining wall nightly. His response was to play teh Beatles white Album continuously, even when he wasn't there - scary. I heard it sent you mad if you did this, so I started sending him leaflets on plastic surgery and orthopedic beds. So maybe I was teh annoying neighbour, but he was aprick of the highest proportions. Lee, if you're reading this, fuck off, you're a prick!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, Reply)