Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Weird and a cuntMy neighbour has 2 houses on my street, one behind us which he lives in, and another not far away. Anyway, this other house was where his mum and dad lived. They died years and years ago, but he and his wife still keep the house exactly as it was. They hoover and clean up most days, keeping it as some sort of twisted 'shrine' to his dead parents, even turning the lights on at night to deter would-be burglars. When there was a hosepipe ban, he used his lawn sprinklers at night. Weirdo
And he's a cunt, he built a fence next to ours a foot higher, our garden gets hardly any light now.
I get him back by slowly poisoning his beloved ivy with some hardcore weedkiller, and throwing my cat's shit over the fence with a spade.
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Malaka omdz, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 14:52,
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