My neighbour is in the mafia! ...probably.
Well, at least, that's what I think.

I have a neighbour that recieves parcels containing bullets and guns (he's licenced to own guns and stuff though) and he is visited late at night by people with expensive cars and grey hair like that guy out of collateral. He rarely comes out, rarely says hello and is often away from the house for long periods. Business trips? Or maybe he's an assassin? He's slightly fat with the look of a banker, maybe a small part of a larger organisation. Maybe he's funding a terrorist cell?

He has no pets, no wife, his kids are grown up and he lives alone. He collects guns and has far too many bullets for just some gun collector's club. He's up to something, I know it...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 27 Aug 2005, 15:36, Reply)