Present ok, but a few years back
I was between houses and staying with a mate.
In the attic of his apartment building were storage areas, one for each of the residents.
They were made like wooden cages so you could see what they contained. Mostly old bikes and boxes of tools.

Except for one.

His neighbour upstairs had lined his cage with plasterboard and calcked up the gaps between panels and the floor and ceiling.
It was completely soundproof and had two huge industrial sized locks.
The neighbours were disturbingly quiet and they would often go upstairs to their storage area at the dead of night.
[I bumped onto them on the stairs a few times]
They also looked a little, ahem, disturbed.

I was glad when I moved out into my own place.
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 16:32, Reply)