Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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HE'S... PISSING ON MY DOOR......my old neighbour pissed on my front door in the night. I hit him with a piece of wardrobe... he ran down the stairs, out of the communal door... and got run over by a police car. I spent a night in the cells... AND I had to clean up the piss! I moved away from the cunt... and made a fat profit!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 17:57, Reply)
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