Scary Neighbours
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Just remembered Bernie
My father and I lived on the top (third) floor of an old house that had been converted to apartments. Bernie lived on the second floor. He didn't like any type of noise at all (hint: you live in an apartment, dickhead). He would complain that he could hear our dog walking around. But the weird part was when he called us to complain about the noise we were making, three hours after we'd all gone to sleep.
Once, Bernie's girlfriend stopped my dad in the hall and gave him a letter. He never said exactly what was in it, but the gist was that if anything ever "happened" to her, Bernie did it.
Later he got arrested for something involving an axe.
( , Mon 29 Aug 2005, 1:38, Reply)
My father and I lived on the top (third) floor of an old house that had been converted to apartments. Bernie lived on the second floor. He didn't like any type of noise at all (hint: you live in an apartment, dickhead). He would complain that he could hear our dog walking around. But the weird part was when he called us to complain about the noise we were making, three hours after we'd all gone to sleep.
Once, Bernie's girlfriend stopped my dad in the hall and gave him a letter. He never said exactly what was in it, but the gist was that if anything ever "happened" to her, Bernie did it.
Later he got arrested for something involving an axe.
( , Mon 29 Aug 2005, 1:38, Reply)
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