Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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my old neighbours were real assholes.-They had 5 horses and a paddock with no grass.did they feed them? did they fuck.
-They had seven fucking peacocks.Do you know how noisy peacocks can be at 3am?
-once, when they were putting a new fence up, one of our chooks got into thier yard and broke ONE of thier roses.they threatened us with a court order until we sent them a rose.edit: my brother thinks they may have asked for $150, but neither of us is sure.
the only good thing they ever did for us was letting us wait in thier brick house when a huge bushfire was coming.still, we got them back for some of the mean stuff by throwing some rotten eggs we found at thier bulldogs...
edit: oh yeah, our nieghbours at the moment all like waking up at 4am, getting drunk and singing karaoke....my god, asians singing ABBA at 4am is NOT a nice thing to wake up to!
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 0:23, Reply)
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