Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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My neighbours a vampire...Or at least that's what we decided when we were much younger. the reasoning behind this was that we very rarely saw him out during the day but he felt the need to cut his grass in the dark with a petrol lawn mower, rather annoying if you are trying to sleep!
A few years ago his first wife disappeared. the official story is that she ran off with another woman but I'm sure she's buried in the back garden with the dog!
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 15:50, Reply)
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