Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Nekkid Neighbour *shudder*Came home from work one summer's evening (2 years ago I think) and it was rather warm (this is the only defence I can come up with for what happened). I exit the lift and turn towards my flat whereupon I am confronted by the wife of the couple that live directly opposite me, stark naked and standing in the corridor. Could have been a more interesting experience if it wasn't for the fact that she was around 50. Like slate layers nail bags they were. Did she run screaming into her flat? No, she just casually walked down the corridor as though I wasn't there.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 16:27, Reply)
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