Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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I Miss Living Opposite a CrackhouseThe police spent a week watching the crackhouse from our living room window and putting up with all the inevitable doughnut jokes from us. When they left, they put the key back in the door along with a £20 note for our kind hospitality. My housemate spent it on pot. Actually the crack dealers were fairly good neighbours- not too noisy and fairly polite. I miss them now as we only have a 6ft6 ladyman who we see about once a week. We thought the beauty salon on the corner was a front for a brothel, but sadly, it's just a beauty salon. Our only solace is the man dressed like a builder who practices his trumpet under the bridge sometimes. Ah Cambridge.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 20:24, Reply)
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