Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Psycho Bitch From HellI used to live in a small block of flats. This completley mad woman lived in the flat below. She didn't have a proper job (She was a stripper, but used to say she was a dancer. With a face like hers, you'd think she was a experimental drug candidate)
We used to call her 'Puuka', cos you could often hear her making herself sick.
Loud parties at 3 am (weeknights) Abusive to anyone who dare comment. Used to wake her various boyfriends/clients up in the middle of the night just to scream and shout... throw furniture around etc.
What makes it really gauling is that one night (weeknight, 2am) she suddenly starts yelling (happy yelling, not angry this time) still throwing stuff around and carries this out into the street. Turns out the bitch has won 50 grand on the lottery.
On the plus side, she sodded off to Thailand for six months... but the down side was that when she got back, she was twice as bad because she didn't have to work any more.
Where's karma when you need it?
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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 31 Aug 2005, 13:30,
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