Pissed bloke at a bus stop
My friend and I were walking home through town after seeing an average film, as we noticed we were approaching a clearly pissed bloke sat at a bus stop. Now as you may know, most of the new bus stop seats are really for leaning against rather than sitting on as they are slanted.

The bloke must have just lost all balance/consciousness/self respect and started to slide down the seat.

He slipped onto his side (still on the seat), then rolled off and hit the ground like a big fat sack of shit... landing mainly on his face first.

Now there's nothing funnier than a faceplant, especially one with such a loud CRACK, so I began to laugh - then came the blood. Lots and lots of blood.

You see, Pissed Bloke happened to be wearing a pair of glasses when he ate concrete, the glasses smashed and ended up lodged in his face. At this point my laughter turns to shitting myself, as I've never really been in this situation... not to mention the huge amount of blood pouring from this poor bugger's face.

So I ended up phoning an ambulance... to the wrong street.

When the ambulance finally arrived, some very thoughtful chavs made sure that the bloke didn't leave without the sausage rolls he had left in a bag on the bus stop seat.

Bless.
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)