We used to keep chickens.
They hatched a brood of chicks - all little yellow fluffy things, and one black one, which was always the last at everything, being the chick equivalent of the fat kid with the one permanently blocked nostril and the other always running, that gets picked last for everything, and then only because they've got to be picked to even up the sides.

I went to feed the chicks one day, and replinished their water. They raced towards the plastic dish that served as their bowl, squeaking and bleeping with delight, and the black one was, for the first time in his life, at the head of the pack. As he got to the bowl in his excitement he stamped his big flat foot on the edge of the dish, thus spanging himself as hard as possible right in the face while drenching himself and all the others with water and destroying their water supply.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:12, 6 replies)

Aww
poor little chick

Funny though :D
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:15, closed)

awwwww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:21, closed)

*sniggers*
*clicks*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:42, closed)

:-)
They don't get much better than this!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:12, closed)

laughter..
guilt ... click
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:47, closed)

I like this!
There really are some good stories this week, I didn't expect it to be honest.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:44, closed)