May be a pearoast but hey, it's xmas
I once took a client's pension book to be cashed.

The clerk informed me that the new book had come so she must destroy the old one in case of fraud, looking pointedly at me, because of course I was prime suspect, being a lowly carer an' all.

She pointedly held the book up in my face and ripped it in two, noticing halfway through that she was tearing the NEW book and not the old one.

Hilariously, she stared in horror as her hands completed their disastrous task, and could only stammer 'It's not funny!' as I collapsed laughing. 'Oh yes it is!' I replied, in between snorts of joy. 'You ripped it up!'

Oh, what fun I had. I asked to see the manager, and the clerk had to tape the book back together, ring the litigious Mrs Hag in front of me to explain why it had been vandalised and later write her a letter of explanation.

I was able to stand there openly laughing at the pompous bitch for a good 15 minutes while she repaired the book and rang Mrs Hag, who was incidentally the nastiest old bag for miles.

Mrs Hag later complained to my boss that I'd laughed as I told her about the incident. I swear I kept my face straight but perhaps she could see the laughter in my eyes.

For years afterwards I'd crack up at the memory. Happy days.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:07, 3 replies)

Nice
click
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:37, closed)

Heh...
Just one thing though:

IT'S NOT BLOODY SHITMAS UNTIL THE 25TH!
( snee held his breath since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:16, closed)

My wallet
disagrees.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:58, closed)