Squash
Years ago I was playing squash with a friend and was trapped at front of court, I attempted a sneaky lob but underhit the ball. As I turned I was terrified to notice him barreling forward with raquet raised looking like Genghis Khan in battle. I turned away, lifted arms to protect head and jumped.

Bad move.

He hit the ball with all he had and it shot between my legs and smacked my conker-bag from the rear. I let out what must have been a horrifying scream before somersaulting and landing in a weeping, crumpled heap on the floor. Players from other courts had arrived to see what had happened.

As I lay there cradling my bruised and throbbing ballsack - and in a pool of my own vomit - I looked up to see my opponent with tears streaming down his face attempting a sympathetic look. "Are you alright?" he managed before falling over laughing. Just before the white light overtook me and I passed out I did manage to utter the word 'cunt'.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:58, 3 replies)

Laughing at bollock injuries
If the ball was on the other ball, I dare say you would of laughed too !
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(20 InTheStink, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:06, closed)

Hahahahahaahahahaa
Ace finishing line.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:20, closed)

Wince
My teds are throbbing with fraternal sympathy. I was nearly sick my self reading that. Then I started laughing.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:54, closed)