Audi
Someone told me a story he read on a motoring forum. A man had just gotten the baby settled and was finally managing to get some sleep when his wife woke him up saying that she heard the dog barking and voices downstairs. As he was looking for a blunt object to use as a weapon he heard the sound of a car making a swift exit. He got downstairs to find his dog passed out but no sign of a break in or anything obviously missing. Something was bugging him though, the sound of the car's engine had sounded strangely familiar. He through open his front door to find his £37k Audi missing from the driveway, only then did he notice that his keys were missing from the table in the hallway. He duly called the police out to give his statement and in the morning he called his insurance company - only to be told that his policy had run out 4 hours before the robbery and he had forgotten to renew his policy. If it had been any other car I would have had sympathy for him but since it is a well known fact that Audi drivers are wankers I pissed myself laughing instead.
(mmm....beer, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:23, 5 replies)

And...
Didn't the wife of the bloke down the road have a gun held to her head whilst they demanded the keys for his Audi as well?
(Dregen, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:29, closed)

what happened to the dog??
(Ryuken-Kai, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:54, closed)

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I think the dog was ok - just drugged.
(mmm....beer, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:27, closed)

Wanker or not
ouch
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 3:49, closed)

Aye, no doubt.
Audi = arsehole.
(Uniquitous is keeping an eye on the exits, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:04, closed)