Well there's 30 seconds of my life spent reading that, which I'll never get back.
In a way, not only did you rob an unconscious man in the street, you've also robbed all of us that read your story expecting ... something vaguely worth reading.

Jesus Christ.

Arsehole indeed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:40, 1 reply)

You read all that in 30 secs!?!
jesus, I thought I was a fast reader....

(all 3 books of LotR in 2 weeks. Inc. appendices. Aged 16. god I'm cool)
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:47, closed)

My heart just broke for you
And I died a little bit inside...
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:56, closed)

even worse
I even had a map of Middle earth on my wall. My mum got it enlarged at work and then framed as a present. Unfortuantly by that point I'd emerged from the worst of my tendancies, but she was so chuffed I didn't have the heart to tell her. So there it stayed warding off any unwary females that my have reached my bedroom (not that there were many), like an evil unforgiving amulet.

Mercifully stayed behind when I went to uni though.

Hmmmmm, reading that back, it's clear I still have some tendancies. Amulets?
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:05, closed)

Hahahahahaha
"Amulet".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:10, closed)

How did you manage to fit that in
with all the wanking a 16 year old does?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:57, closed)

like I say, I read fast....
.... and wank even faster.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:00, closed)